Posted 2:01 PM by Paul
Gays Threaten the End of Civilisation As We Know It.

So the 2004 Presidential Election has officially started. Today Bush announced that he would be supporting a constitutional ammendment to ban gay marriages. What a relief. As a hetrosexual father of two I felt that the entire basis of my relationship with Heather was being fundamentally undermined because a few hundred gays and lesbians have got hitched in San Fransisco.


Amusingly George claimed in his speech that marriage between a man and a woman was the "basis of thousands of years of civilization" This would be news to those gorgeous pouting Greeks and also to the Emperor Trajan who went everywhere with his gay lover. His wife followed along with the baggage train.

Unable to fight on his record - massive deficits, a jobless economic recovery and the body bags piling up in Iraq (amazingly he has managed to miss all the funerals) George has decided to declare culture wars on the New England Liberals. It's a fight for the soul of America. Good 'ole Boy George against the friend of Jane Fonda in Boston. Senator of a state where they sanction mortal sin. Jerusalem versus Soddom and Gomora.

The historical irony of this is that George II is now fighting on the platform of Pat Buchanan, the man whose rants at the 1992 GOP Convention in San Diego sealed the fate of the Presidency of George I. Millions of voters looked at these nasties and went Uuuurrrgh!

But if Kerry has a heart attack or a recurrence of his prostate cancer Edwards will be the candidate. If that comes to pass then George Dubya is in deep deep doo doo.

P.S Good luck to our friends in San Fransisco. Happy shiney people who can now let their spouse inherit without massive legal bills. What's wrong with that?