Posted 12:41 AM by Paul
I Had a Dream

I have just woken up and need to get this down.

Last night I had a wonderful dream. Bush had just won the Presidential election. A re-run of 2000 with the exception that he had lost the popular vote by two million. The USA is in uproar.

Blinking in the light of flash guns a tanned and handsome Bill Clinton and his new deputy John Kerry announce that this injustice cannot stand. The Republicans are making a mockery of the Consititution. They tell the gathered journalists that they are setting up a US Government in exile in Puerto Rico. Hollywood anyone?